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theicarustheory: no one was gonna do it so i did it oops (whispers if my japanese is wrong its googles fault) I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BEC TUMBLR USER DETTSU JUST EXPLAINED TO ME THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TAICHOU AND BUCHOU AND I’M JUST GOMEN ABOUT
Literally a bubble butt -
that one hint about another su bombgod no…no…it’s not the influx of episodes I dread - it’s the DROUGHT afterI can’;t physically take anymoreI swear to god, I just want normal weekly epsodes again like literally every other tv series
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I suddenly remember at times that Topaz exists and is like, literally what i would look like as a gem and it makes me happy
Do not hesitate coming towards me to ask me if I want to be part of a folio project. Because I’m willing. I can do stuff inbetween commissions, I really really really really really really could use the money. Like… please. Invite me, let me be
theleftnippleofarcher: artist i look up to: *likes my drawing*me: are you mocking me
my 2 goals for my senior year:-jerk the girl i like off (bc shes never done it before)-survive--thats literally it
Literally all i wanna do is feed Gyu and kiss his tummy thats it
thebootydiaries: jimbowned: thebootydiaries: 2sposy4mo: thebootydiaries: partner-in-memes: thebootydiaries: a-n-d-a-l-e-e-b: thebootydiaries: i have known this guy for literally 1 day i hate this This is so fcking rude he’s being nice You
I’m so glad april fools is over now, its probably the shittiest idea anyones had and all of the “jokes” made up for it are literally just “HAHA YOU TRUSTED ME XDDDD”
krisispiss: @duxwontobey replied to your post:I canonically ship Kris with Shadow the Hedgehog wheres the sonic the hedgehog + kris OC? KRIS USED TO LIKE, LITERALLY BE A SONIC CHARACTER SO B’) but um, if you want sonic + Kris here Have Lupe! SHES
outraged: I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off
evolutional: why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day
Like literally all the people I’ve been really wanting to chat with even remotely have been really bad at responding or whatever and I just feel really ignored…
foarallthingsbpd:When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie
garchornps: being put in charge of small children like
unclefather: Salvation Army bell ringer: *rings bell in my face* would you like to donate to the salvation arm- me: *walking past them* I’m gay
okoenig: do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing
I dont wanna be a Shadowhunter because I’d be a badass warrior girl. I want to be a Shadowhunter because I want to use runes and have a parabatai.
averagefairy: i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that
fairygodpiggy:If you fat shame a woman who has just had a baby, you’re a piece of shit. Like they literally grew life inside their bodies. Any weight they gained was meant to support themselves and the baby. They gave birth to an entirely new human
tinyconfusion: jack: so, do you like rose? ten: do i think about her constantly? yes ten: have i named our kids? yes ten: does she smell like a rainstorm? of course ten: but do i like her? i don’t know
it looks like its going to storm
secret-hell: the-wh0res-next-d00r: a-girl-falls-in-the-city: floral-ink: bwkaty: Katy Perry about Russell Brand. Katy :( this is literally the saddest thing ive ever seen on tumblr ): she couldnt even fake a smile.. i’ve reblogged this like
3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
I’m terrible. I totally ship an rp partner’s character with mine like real bad, even though rp partner doesn’t, even though our characters do nsfw stuff together. I mean, it’s cool that the other doesn’t, but I feel like
cheeroba: this is what it looks like to me when people tag their hate
chillxmami: I like my alone time… it’s actually a necessity. Because of my schedule I don’t get any anymore unless I stay up late and it’s killing me.
raeii: have u ever slept lookin like but in reality ur like
touchmykittykat: acutelesbian: A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took
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ileftmyheartindixie: Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*” Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”
idolomantises:idolomantises:I was watching Komi San with my sibling a few months ago and I’m surprised nobody ever talks about a character who’s running gag is that she’s chubby and everyone calls her fat but she looks like this:It reminds me of
levi-s-titties: Emotionally abusive people fucking suck because they act like they’re the victims and that they’re the nicest person in the world. They make you feel like utter crap and make it nearly impossible for you to prove that you’re the
thefemaleandblack: imsoshive: if we being honest, rihanna doesn’t seem like the best person to text in a crisis I feel like she’s the type to text back 5 hours later like “you good? 👀”
thedisneyfan: thedisneyfan: i feel like everyone has that one dead meme they’re still attached to tbh like that /one/ meme everyone else is over and nobody finds that funny anymore but you haven’t let go of guys reblog and tag your favorite dead
luckystreetx:ileftmyheartindixie: Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*” Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”
This babe right here is my #WCW! Like seriously cutest,most hardcore down 2 earth girl ever. Like dis girl here be slayin all them jive turkeys out there. And I fall for her just about everyday…. Like literally, I fall on the pavement and send
wahzoo: This babe right here is my #WCW! Like seriously cutest,most hardcore down 2 earth girl ever. Like dis girl here be slayin all them jive turkeys out there. And I fall for her just about everyday…. Like literally, I fall on the pavement and send
diaryofretailworker: donniezombie: When you work in retail you quickly learn that there’s a massive difference between expectation and reality. This is just like mine lol The PDA beeping in the background makes the flashbacks all the more vivid
gerardwhy:i just want a kinda cool best friend who i can be like ‘lets go to a fuckin muSEUM tomorrow’ to and they’ll be like ‘heck yEA’ and we can just hop on a train but then i can just go 2 their house anytime and we can jam and talk about conspiracy
russandolly: pros and cons of having ridiculously long hair: pros: you look like a fucking forest goddess you can slap people in the face with it when you do hairflips cons: literally everything else
I can’t believe I’m literally feeling shamed for being a slut for sitting on my boyfriend of almost four year’s lap
question: how does voting work in the states?? like do you just go in and straight up vote for trump or clinton (or third party)?
is it odd that I find small spaces comfortable?? like literally I fell asleep in a cage one time and darfin used to have a little corner under his desks for me with blankets and stuffed animals and it was relaxing
Literally every time I watch Whip It, I cry. It’s just so on point and I can relate so well I guess :(
my dad literally called me shaytan and said I ruined my brother’s life lmaoo
novice86er:ctron164: bridgemountain: canipayyoutopopit: canipayyoutopopit: WHITE PEOPLE REALLY BE LIKE ive probably seen this video 100 times in 5 minutes I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING 😂😭😭😭 stop 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
Somehow got kicked in the crotch during my game tonight and I’ve literally been bleeding andddddd ees no good. Like my vagina got cut the fuck up!!!!!! This has ultimately been like the worst week in months.
i’ve literally never related to any words or phrases more than “i wanna be the very best like no one ever was”
muji-milk: when u show ur parents an Amusing Thing on ur phone and they like “who is that? who wrote that? did ur friend take that pic? whos pet is that? where is that?” like i dont KNow fam its just floating around cyberspace and i caught it in
devipotato: when art is obviously reposted and they have the audacity to plug the artists tumblr url in the description like….literally just reblog it………..
dyingaesthetically:The worst thing I feel with adhd is sitting down to do work but all I can do is stare at it. Like all of a sudden the words on the paper are gibberish and I’ve been sitting there for hours trying so damn hard but I have nothing to
prokopetz:“I wish I could make a game but get other people to do all the art and writing and programming and” you literally can. It’s called being the project manager, and all you have to do to get this job is be willing to write all
casualpulaskiday:The shining is barely even a horror movie men just be like that it’s a horror movie *because* men are just like that.
Anyways y’all better stop pretending like intersectional feminism doesn’t include discussion and recognition of ageism.
